"No more sexy talk-straight to fucking"

Yes, this is the exact quote used by Dave. It cracked me up, because I totally agreed.

Four play has changed since we had children- it mostly consists of us laughing our asses off at each other. Strange, right?

We are total goofballs and don't really get time together to just be by ourselves, joking around.

Our "sexy talk" consists of..,"Hey all your shirts have turned into crop tops! In the mood yet?!"

And then we just laugh and laugh.

After twelve years together, you'd think there'd be no "spice" left. But luckily there still is. It's just different, then say the first two years we were together. But there's still many surprises left up our sleeves.

Our roles have completely changed around also. I used to be wide awake after after doing the deed and I would want to go out and do things, while he'd want to go sleep. Nowadays, afterwards he's the one who's all energized, and all I want to do is go to sleep!

And of course there's no cuddling, I've told you all that before- I don't do that- that's WAY too girlie for me.

Also we don't call it "making love" anymore- again way too girlie. EWW!

Just the sound of it, makes me cringe.

It's dirty and nasty, the way things are supposed to be! Thank goodness.

Before and afterwards there's lots of laughter- not so much during. But things can get a bit silly.

I think it's important not to take things too seriously and to be able to laugh at just about everything.

Plus we make fun of each other all the time, if I took things too personally, I would spend the day and night crying myself to sleep- again- WAY too girlie. In the twelve years we've known each other, we have learned a lot about each other, but that's never led to things getting "boring".

I thank my bipolar, for that sometimes because you never know what tomorrow will bring, that's for sure.

Plus, if I wasn't such a hyper-sexual person- things could have very well gotten boring.

I mean, I think of sex ALL the time- probably more than the "average" woman, but who knows right?

Dave doesn't even think about it as much as I do. again, he's my wife- remember?

That's my thoughts for today so far.

Hope it made you laugh.

I'd love to know how often- YOU women out there think about sex- everyday, several times a day, every free second (that's me), every other day, every week?? Let me know. I'd love to hear about it!

Kisses to my filthy dirty Bitches out there!!! Get BUSY!