Happy Evil bad luck devil fortune!!

Dave opened a fortune cookie for me saying "I'm gonna open this fortune cookie for you, things gotta get better now, right?!"
I yelled at him "Don't say that!!!! Are you crazy?!!!!

I scanned the fucking fortune-
This is what it said.
I FUCK YOU NOT!

Thank goodness I have any sense of humor left, whatsoever!
Thank GOD!!!!

Kisses Bitches!

BTW this fortune was opened at 11:11 pm on 1/11/11.
Creepy, eh?