"You stepped into the wrong crib, Motherfucker!"

Short story- last night Dave put this doll (photo on right) in Lee's crib. When we put him in his crib last night- he started beating up the doll by swinging it around the crib (he has problems grabbing objects) as best he could. He seemed kind of mad at this doll.

So Dave and I were cracking up- thinking of what he must be thinking-

I said "You're in my crib now, Bitch!"

To which Dave replied "You stepped into the wrong crib, Motherfucker!!!"

Yeah- these are the things that bring Dave and I pleasure, as parents.

Fun times.

Did I mention Dave also called me a "Magical unicorn" last night?!

Yeah- nuff said.

Kisses Bitches! Beware of angry babies!

Short funny story

My kids are nuts- outta their freakin' minds- you all know that. Today both Vi and Lee didn't want to take a nap- which can be frustrating both for them and us.

They become destructive- and start throwing things- but FREAK out when we try to put them down for a nap.

So by the time bedtime came around- Vi was screaming- not like horror screams or anything- more like cranky yelling- and Dave said to her..HEY! Do you want a paci?! If you want it, say paci ( as in pacifier)!! And then in her little sweet girl voice- out came- "Si!"

Because she can't say the first part of the word paci- she just said "ci"- but more like the Spanish "Si". It was so darn cute, Dave and I just started cracking up!

This totally made my day.

I've been feeling gross all weekend- but the little sweet things my kids do, definitely cheered me up.

Just wanted to share that sweet story with you guys.

That's my baby! "Si!"

Hope you all had a great weekend-and that it was much much better than mine.

Kisses Bitches!

* photo Dave found on the net. I LOVE crazy funny things kids do. Especially my kids.