More things married people say to each other...

Dave and I talk smack all the time.

I've mentioned before my recent love for Nutella- it's brilliant- I cry when I'm running low on this shit- it's that fucking good!

Dave apparently doesn't feel the same way as me and started to insult my dear Nutella (he said "If a Carebear could shit..."- before he could finish- I said-"Don't be sayin' shit about my Nutella!"

He responded "Or what?!"

Without missing a beat I said "Or I'll FUCK YOU UP!!!!"

And then we both started hysterically laughing.

So for the rest of the day, any time he wasn't listening or doing something I wanted him to, I told him I'd FUCK HIM UP!!

It totally made my day.

Another thing I've been saying to him all weekend- "Don't make me bitch slap you!"

And if you read the previous blog- you'd know why that's so fucking funny!

That's my story of the day- ENJOY!

*Another brilliantly hilarious photo found on the Internet

I GOT SMACKED!

YUP-you heard me! But- it's not quite what you think. It's actually very funny.

But before I get to that- just a few words about romance.

I was talking to a friend today and realized how un-romantic I am.

Before marriage there's all this wooing- afterwards- well let's just say a romantic thing for me would be not to get bitch slapped in Walgreen's!

While in Walgreen's Dave, the kids (in the double stroller) and I were waiting on line. I quickly realized while trying to juggle several objects, that we needed a basket, at this same exact moment Dave took one of the items I was holding, I quickly turned back to face him because I forgot to tell him something and WHAM!!! His hand met my face- smack to the face- it was so loud everyone turned around- thinking they just witnessed a wife beater!

I start hysterically laughing!!! Because I knew it was an accident, totally not on purpose!

Dave felt so badly and was apologizing- while I was cracking up- sure my nose hurt, but it was so funny! We were both laughing so hard- then he takes my credit card out to hand to me- out of my bag, not realizing there were several feminine products he was taking out at the same time. How embarassing, right?!

I immediately did a face palm!

OY!

So that was a little quick venture outside after dinner to pick up medications and other things from the local Walgreen's.

Where'd the romance go- well it's just a smack away;) Kidding!!! Kidding!!

Kisses Bitches!!!