Thursday, May 5, 2011

More things about marriage people never told me

Today I felt like shitty shit fuck.
I didn't sleep at all last night, due to chest pains.
Fun times.

This morning my mom and Kayla were watching my kids and I went to lay down.
Dave decided to join me.
Oh boy!
I guess his coffee kicked in at that exact moment, because he wouldn't shut up.
He LOVES smack talking...and I was getting annoyed.
He kept trying to stick his finger in my mouth, which I found disgusting, so of course he wanted to do that even more!
I screamed at him "LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED!!! SHUT UP!! NO TOUCHIE!!!"

He then replied,"Yeah, those were your wedding vows". I agreed!
He told me "Hey, you married this!!! (pointing to himself)
I answered "Begrudgingly!!!".
He said "Our imaginary wedding invitations should have said- You are cordially invited to witness David drag Miss Beana down the aisle by her hair. Wear sneakers in case the bride tries to make a run for it!"
after I laughed and agreed-

I told him to shut up. Leave me alone! Don't touch me! And stay on his side of the bed!!!


These are just some of the things people never told me about marriage.


Kisses Bitches!

1 comment:

  1. I know how u feel!! When im not feeling good and im hot and tired, my boyfriend is trying to make me feel better by touvhing me and eb sympathetic but it just aggiataes me and makes me mad and crank!!!!!! Its just like leave me alone so i can sit in peace and have tiem to myself, no touching em, no talking to me, no nothing!!! lol!! this blog has helped me so much!! thank you for all this stuff bc i am bipolar, bisexual, and i grew up in a family with not money, so see how u deal wtih it has helped me so so so so much!! So thank you!!!!

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